FINANCING (Sophie, age 8) Yes, we can arrange financing at a competitive rate. A simple application is all that is required to obtain a quote, and put YOU behind the wheel. Just kidding, we recommend that you go to your local bank. FEES (Schatzi, age 2) Remember your last car purchase? Did you take a bath in "Fees"? Our Processing fee ($148.00) is the lowest in the area; and... we will collect your DMV fees and 3% Sales Tax, and we can issue permanent metal plates, so it will not be necessary for you to go sit at the DMV. TEST DRIVES (Jackson Grey Allebaugh, age 1.35) To test drive a car, we require: (a) you be at least 21, and (2) a representative of the dealership ride with you. We can arrange to take a car to the mechanic of your choice for inspection. We do not loan cars overnight or for the weekend. Thanks for asking. The Service Dept has loaner cars available by appointment. WHAT ARE ALL THOSE FORMS I MUST SIGN TO BUY A CAR? 1. The first two were created to thwart dishonest car dealers. --Long ago, you got a bill of sale. Now you get: ---(a.) The "Buyers Order" with two pages of small print and 19 boxes of figures! ---Not to confuse you, but to protect you from sleazebags, and... ---(b.) The "Buyers Guide" stuck to the window as required by Federal Law ---to warn you that verbal warranties are worthless. 2. Next, the Legal forms. There are three forms for the DMV: ---(a.) The first, to transfer the old Title, ---(b.) The second, to request a new Title, and... ---(c.) Third, a Temporary Registration to carry until your new Title & Registration arrive. 3. Finally, our forms: ---(a.) A legally valid Warranty, and ---(b.) Certification that we will protect your personal information.