FINANCING (Sophie, age 8)
For car purchases we accept cash or check (but not credit cards)
We do not provide on-site financing, but
we can recommend local banks that provide competitive rates.





FEES (Schatzi, age 2)

Remember your last car purchase? Did you take a bath in "Fees"?
Our Processing fee ($148.00) is the lowest in the area; and...
we will collect your DMV fees and Sales Tax,
and we can issue permanent metal plates in several styles-
so it will not be necessary for you to go sit at the DMV.




TEST DRIVES (Jackson Grey Allebaugh, age 1.35)

To test drive a car, we require:
(a) you be at least 21, and
(2) a representative of the dealership ride with you.
We can arrange to take a car to the mechanic of your choice for inspection.
We do not permit test drives overnight or for the weekend. Thanks for asking.


WHAT ARE ALL THOSE FORMS I MUST SIGN TO BUY A CAR?

1. The first two were created to thwart dishonest car dealers.
--Long ago, you got a bill of sale. Now you get:
---(a.) The "Buyers Order" with two pages of small print and 19 boxes of figures!
---Not to confuse you, but to protect you from sleazebags, and...
---(b.) The "Buyers Guide" stuck to the window as required by Federal Law
---to warn you that verbal warranties are worthless. (sleazebags again)
2. Next, there are three forms for the DMV:
---(a.) The first, to transfer the old Title
---(b.) The second, to request a new Title, and...
---(c.) Third, a new Registration card. Your new Title will arrive by mail.